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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 52 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's some Tarantino villain level bullshit.

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Tarantino wishes he could come up ridiculously evil shits like those.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

This is similar to the beginning of Inglorious Basterds. The milk scene.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!

Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.

Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?

Mr. Pink: No, I just kidnap them afterwards.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

I was thinking Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Or Rodriguez: You really must try this because it's “puerco pibil”. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's as cold as Minnesota in January

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if they leave a bad or good review too

[-] Rhoeri@piefed.world 25 points 4 weeks ago

Why those nazi terrorists aren’t being denied service everywhere they go is beyond me.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. ~~Can't~~ It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.

Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.

I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.

[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

They certainly can, law enforcement isn't a protected class. It might be bad for business, but nothing is stopping anyone from denying service to LEOs

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works is saying they_don't_ clearly identify as cops when showing up to eat

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 4 weeks ago

If they're going to stereotype people to detain them there's nothing wrong with stereotyping them back. It won't kill them to pack their own lunch.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

“Go get some lunch big boy.”

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That gravy seal is really holding the thin-crust line.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

That guy told me he fucked my mom on Xbox call of duty 20 years ago.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago

They're butthurt that they couldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant in last few days (sound on for best effect)

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe instead of heckling them out of restaurants, we should use those moments to record them removing their masks so we can connect them to their crimes?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

And lacing their food with a lot of laxative.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 weeks ago

Tiger whiskers. The victim dies weeks later, and you can just find them around tigers.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

There's more than one opportunity, and the heckling was pretty good.

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 13 points 4 weeks ago

So these dangerous criminal aliens were perfectly safe while preparing and serving them food and running the restaurant, but became dangerous as soon as they closed up for the day?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

So they got booed out of one Mexican Restaurant and arrested a bunch of people at another in a fit of petty revenge?

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Hope someone doxxes these bastards. Presumably they had to take the masks off to eat.

[-] toeknee@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I hope all their future meals taste like piss and flies

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I hope the staff spat in their food

They probably didn't, hoping to prevent exactly what happened.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers reportedly arrested three staff members from a Mexican restaurant outside of Minneapolis, Minnesota, Thursday evening, hours after the officers ate lunch at the establishment.

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have midwest crisis fatigue and so Does most of america.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

I hope the staff put extra "special sauce" in their food at least. Disgraceful nazi fucks.

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Like the chumbawamba song

When ~~fine society~~ ICE agents sits down to dine
Remember that someone is pissing in the wine

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I’d cancel the clam chowder.

[-] Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

And they also arrested the people who hired these Illegal staff members right? Right?

[-] el_twitto@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'd prefer arsenic

[-] crimes_of_ICE@lemmy.4d2.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

If anyone wants to help document their crimes, check out https://crimesofice.org/ :)

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Simple response: Don't feed the animals.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh you feed them you feed them the off menu special.

That actually reminds me of a story.

So in 2002 I worked at a place where the old owner still owned the property and he would come by to collect his rent cheques. German fellow, old guy.

He told a story once about growing up in Nazi Germany, he was very young at the time but old enough to remember it things.

In the town he grew up in, it was a small town, turns out one day the local butcher and his wife had the SS show up and take them off to be executed.

What they found it was Gestapo officers kept going missing in the area and everyone thought that they were taken to be questioned. No no it turned out that the old couple, who's children had long left the town and had lived elsewhere, were snatching Gestapo officers and then butchering them and selling them by turning them into sausages.

He said the sausages tasted completely normal and everyone was quite surprised how good the sausages were given the fact they they were all eating human sausage

[-] northernlights@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

I mean they're pigs, must be pork.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Appropriate

Edit: it's the song from the South Park Yelp episode. 🙄

[-] jago@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Please don't post links to video (esp. Youtube) without, at the least, a description of their contents. Thank you

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

WE need the Charmed Ones to curse those ICE Agents. Luckily, there's an Instant Karma Spell in the show (s04e03):

"Let Cruelty, pain and evil ways Follow this villain through all his days Reverse the torment, he creates To turn on him a crueler fate' (Just change 'villain' to 'ICE Agent')"

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

Horrible evil bastards thinking they are being clever

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Boogers and cum

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Evil. Gimme a better term and I'll use it. But for now: evil.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

evil implies the only way to beat them is to be "good'. it demonizes them into being monsters, which is no different than what they do.

a better term is reprobate.

an unprincipled or depraved person

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

anybody know how to read the independent without an overlay telling you to swipe to read the next article covering up the current article you're trying to read?

makes me want to just add them to my network blocklist

[-] Valo85@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

On mobile I use Firefox (I know I know just but hang on a minute) and there's the option to turn to page reader friendly with a tap of an icon in the address bar, near the right side.

That usually gets rid of intrusive overlays, formats the text into a more readable face type and also uses dark mode.

On topic - I'm so sorry America is infested with ICE

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