That's some Tarantino villain level bullshit.
Tarantino wishes he could come up ridiculously evil shits like those.
This is similar to the beginning of Inglorious Basterds. The milk scene.
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: No, I just kidnap them afterwards.
I was thinking Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Or Rodriguez: You really must try this because it's “puerco pibil”. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook.
It's as cold as Minnesota in January
I wonder if they leave a bad or good review too
Why those nazi terrorists aren’t being denied service everywhere they go is beyond me.
Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. ~~Can't~~ It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.
Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.
I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.
They certainly can, law enforcement isn't a protected class. It might be bad for business, but nothing is stopping anyone from denying service to LEOs
If they're going to stereotype people to detain them there's nothing wrong with stereotyping them back. It won't kill them to pack their own lunch.
“Go get some lunch big boy.”

That gravy seal is really holding the thin-crust line.
That guy told me he fucked my mom on Xbox call of duty 20 years ago.
They're butthurt that they couldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant in last few days (sound on for best effect)
Maybe instead of heckling them out of restaurants, we should use those moments to record them removing their masks so we can connect them to their crimes?
And lacing their food with a lot of laxative.
Tiger whiskers. The victim dies weeks later, and you can just find them around tigers.
Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?
There's more than one opportunity, and the heckling was pretty good.
So these dangerous criminal aliens were perfectly safe while preparing and serving them food and running the restaurant, but became dangerous as soon as they closed up for the day?
So they got booed out of one Mexican Restaurant and arrested a bunch of people at another in a fit of petty revenge?
Hope someone doxxes these bastards. Presumably they had to take the masks off to eat.
I hope all their future meals taste like piss and flies
I hope the staff spat in their food
They probably didn't, hoping to prevent exactly what happened.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers reportedly arrested three staff members from a Mexican restaurant outside of Minneapolis, Minnesota, Thursday evening, hours after the officers ate lunch at the establishment.
I have midwest crisis fatigue and so Does most of america.
I hope the staff put extra "special sauce" in their food at least. Disgraceful nazi fucks.
Like the chumbawamba song
When ~~fine society~~ ICE agents sits down to dine
Remember that someone is pissing in the wine
I’d cancel the clam chowder.
And they also arrested the people who hired these Illegal staff members right? Right?
I'd prefer arsenic
Simple response: Don't feed the animals.
Oh you feed them you feed them the off menu special.
That actually reminds me of a story.
So in 2002 I worked at a place where the old owner still owned the property and he would come by to collect his rent cheques. German fellow, old guy.
He told a story once about growing up in Nazi Germany, he was very young at the time but old enough to remember it things.
In the town he grew up in, it was a small town, turns out one day the local butcher and his wife had the SS show up and take them off to be executed.
What they found it was Gestapo officers kept going missing in the area and everyone thought that they were taken to be questioned. No no it turned out that the old couple, who's children had long left the town and had lived elsewhere, were snatching Gestapo officers and then butchering them and selling them by turning them into sausages.
He said the sausages tasted completely normal and everyone was quite surprised how good the sausages were given the fact they they were all eating human sausage
I mean they're pigs, must be pork.
Edit: it's the song from the South Park Yelp episode. 🙄
Please don't post links to video (esp. Youtube) without, at the least, a description of their contents. Thank you
WE need the Charmed Ones to curse those ICE Agents. Luckily, there's an Instant Karma Spell in the show (s04e03):
"Let Cruelty, pain and evil ways Follow this villain through all his days Reverse the torment, he creates To turn on him a crueler fate' (Just change 'villain' to 'ICE Agent')"
Horrible evil bastards thinking they are being clever
Boogers and cum
Evil. Gimme a better term and I'll use it. But for now: evil.
evil implies the only way to beat them is to be "good'. it demonizes them into being monsters, which is no different than what they do.
a better term is reprobate.
an unprincipled or depraved person
anybody know how to read the independent without an overlay telling you to swipe to read the next article covering up the current article you're trying to read?
makes me want to just add them to my network blocklist
On mobile I use Firefox (I know I know just but hang on a minute) and there's the option to turn to page reader friendly with a tap of an icon in the address bar, near the right side.
That usually gets rid of intrusive overlays, formats the text into a more readable face type and also uses dark mode.
On topic - I'm so sorry America is infested with ICE
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