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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.
I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol
Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.
If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."
Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.
and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.
I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?
gauzy drapes, dude.
What the fuck!