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[-] Andy_R@feddit.uk 1 points 27 minutes ago

Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?

Where do you even get 'into' this abomination.

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 53 minutes ago

This was designed in The Sims.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Have you tried using butter? I could definitely fit between 6 and 12 people in that shower, depends on how much physical trauma is acceptable.

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Look at this guy here with a partner to share the shower with. Stop bragging!!!!!

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

It looks like a TSA body scanner.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Looks like they let their 10yo vomit on the walls of that thing.

[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Why is there a vase in the doorway to the shower?!

Is that just a window? Why??

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

I'm pretty sure that's actually just a glass window. I think the entrance is on the opposite side. The carpet side.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago
[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If you zoom in, I think the carpet side actually has a planter in front of it, which implies to me it is also a window!

The shower head is on the left, so I actually think the door is on the right and you can just barely see the recessed area.

I wonder if they hit their head before putting something on the floor to remember it wasn’t a door

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

I'd assume the door is closest to where the towel is, but that towel is miles away.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 64 points 10 hours ago

It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.

[-] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 hours ago

I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol

[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.

[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.

and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I dunno, maybe their neighbors cheer them on to have a successful waffle stomp?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

gauzy drapes, dude.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 38 points 9 hours ago

Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

What the fuck!

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 71 points 10 hours ago

Looks like the tree from Myst.

11/10 would shower in there.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 9 hours ago

Yes, but Atrus had taste.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 hours ago
[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 23 points 9 hours ago

Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.

It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Come on!

It has to open the secret passage behind the painting and towel rail!

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 10 points 8 hours ago

No, it calls the showervator if it's currently on another floor.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 7 hours ago

Don't worry I'm sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!

[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 hours ago
[-] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 15 points 9 hours ago

Load-bearing shower lmao... also take a look at that trip hazard vase in the shower!

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

I think, there's a glass pane behind that vase...

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

> No blinds on the windows

> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower

> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close

por

quoi

Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

I think this person is a nudist.

[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Exhibitionist, even.

[-] GoldenDeLorean@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Could be tinted windows.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago

This person doesn't believe in having a place where "the sun don't shine."

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The shower is cool but it feels like there's so much wasted space behind it. And I'm sorry, but is that carpet???

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Here's a giant bathroom .. go shower in that tiny tube ..

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

It is. Half a carpet for whatever reason.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

I’ve seen constructions like this that play with polarization and convex glass to keep your bits hidden. This one seems to choose neither option.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The outside glass is actually convex.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[-] aramis87@fedia.io 3 points 9 hours ago

What's with the very tiny plant on the far side of the shower?

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago

It's gotta be small so your neighbors can still get a proper view

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

It looks super cool and aesthetically pleasing!

[-] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago

Any chance you can share the listing?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Unfortunately no, it was just a photo from a real estate agent's Facebook page marvelling at the bathroom.

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