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Can't they just make sure they are dead? Put a plastic bag on their head or something? If there's an air marshal on the flight they might have a gun. That would resolve any doubts about their chances real quick.
Sounds like something United Airlines would pull.
What if the person is Rasputin?
Check his ID and make sure he's not.
A doctor AND a lawyer, impressive
They've put a whole lot of effort into making those things safe and you're here trying to make them murder vehicles??
Woosh
Aww man? Not again!
They are not that safe if people still die in them...
Well, people do die... Its pretty rare for things to go wrong in planes. In the context of this post it seems quite unrelated