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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I really, truly, deeply wonder why he has trouble finding a partner

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

serial killers get loveletters, you'd think somebody's freakiness would match up with weeb drag

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Maybe it had something to do with the "MILF" in the background?

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I have a heart that has been defiled by greed perchance as a byproduct of capitalism. In that heart is the earnest belief that his level of fame should supersede the weirdness that causes friction in people wanting to know you.

What I mean is that I think he's famous enough to find the potential girlfriend of a gamer-weeb. To me that's important because I think he's well past the EV of one (1) gf. It makes me think something is happening behind the scenes. He should be able to be unlimited weird, look as he does, be as inexperienced as one might assume, and find someone. It indicates to me:

  1. dishonesty - maybe he gets it in, hangs out with people, and LIES on the INTERNET

  2. willful disregard of chances - ignoring DMs, not giving people a chance, prioritizing the Internet persona, not accepting advice/interference

or saliently

  1. critically offputting personality - hatefulness in his heart, alienating others, being morally repugnant
[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Unrealistic standards might be another possibility.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

The funniest twist is if it turns out the dude is gay and is happily in a relationship with another dude.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

didn't he say he wasn't actively looking for a gf or something?

[-] nfreak@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

I could be wrong but I think I recall him saying he's never been actively looking or actually cares, and this is just an ongoing bit.

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