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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 months ago

Uh, yeah I tried. I jumped off my roof with cardboard attached to my arms and flapped. It didn't work. 😔

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

90% of people quit RIGHT before they learn to fly.

[-] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

When I was really young I was very confused as to why my plastic shopping bag always seemed to fail as a parachute. Reckoned I needed more height.

[-] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

...

that must have been another

of your dreams

a dream of mad man moon

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Bet it made you a legend tho, right?

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