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[-] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 54 points 3 weeks ago

65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Even funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it's not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Cause of death: penis too smol

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m scared for my health now…

[-] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I'm in the gym locker room."

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Small dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend

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