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Belgian-Israeli billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery (lol) (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/surgeons-banned-after-billionaire-dies-36639248

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[-] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 54 points 3 weeks ago

65 years on this earth and billions of dollars, yet he was so worried about the size of his peen that it killed him. What a fucking loser.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Even funnier is, remembering the Penuma chapo episode, it's not like he was gonna wake up with a significantly bigger hog anyways

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Cause of death: penis too smol

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’m scared for my health now…

[-] ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Look, man, I want the other fellas to have a nice view of my flaccid sausage peeking below a hand towel when I'm in the gym locker room."

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Small dick growers have a worse time than small dick showers, uh according to a friend

[-] The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly the kinda guy I imagined, the classic sleazebag look:

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago

https://hexbear.net/post/7508307

This happened in 2019 and there was a post about it earlier today

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, a second Belgian Israeli billionaire getting their dick exploded would have been too crazy.

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

That's why it sounded familiar

[-] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

weird, the date on the article is recent

[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

The doctor was just convicted and sentenced. The death happened in 2019

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

rat-salute-2 to the surgeon and the little guillotine he got from the prop department of Robin Hood: Men in Tights

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Another I'm sure this has happened before?

I don't really understand but due one of those truly baffling quirks of fate is I'm a trans woman with a huge hog.

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to die in surgery shortening this thing

[-] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I would date a trans women with a huge hog which sounds like I would date myself.

May everything go well for your procedure.

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you! TBH I was just going for the joke I haven't really though about bottom surgery AS much as face or vocal chords or breasts, those seems more important right now.

[-] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely. Personally I might put bottom surgery before breasts but it seems both rather far away for me (I am a baby). I hope that I can dodge chords with enough voice training but it is tough.

[-] naom3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Does anyone have a source that goes more in depth about what actually happened? Like the article mentions he had a heart attack but presumably a surgeon wouldn’t have their licence suspended just because a patient happened to have a heart attack. Was the patient at risk for heart attacks and the surgeon ignored just it? Did they fuck up the response to the heart attack?