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ICE Agent Returns Home to Hero’s Welcome From AI Girlfriend
(thehardtimes.net)
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this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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This is somehow supposed to give you comfort about the future like yeah life sucks but at least you won’t have to deal with it because we have this great tech that masks reality! But really life will just suck an even if we have that tech it will only be used as a weapon or to give trillionaires brain jobs