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Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.

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[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

But wait... Isn't he much too young to have fought in WWI?

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It actually was shot into it's great grandmothers abdomen and has been carried through birth in each generation. Now that the carrier is a man medics actually care about it.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But, it took him 24 years to get an appointment because France has universal healthcare.

- Americans who believe our politicians

[-] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The shell time traveled and hit him straight in the ass

[-] MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Apparently didn't have enough cash to buy a butt plug, got creative, and is now forever globally embarrassed (both figuratively, and literally).

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