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When you try to spread cold butter on toast
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this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.
But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c
I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
You ain't right.
Hahahaha, made me snort.
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