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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

Since half of everything is fake today, this is real.

[-] spacesatan@leminal.space 21 points 1 month ago

I love that just out of frame of the OP pic is what I'm thinking of as 'the foreshadowing boulder'

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Thanks for link. Those extra pics are great. Scary stuff.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

All I'm wondering about is how will that get that huge boulder off the road and the side of the house? Can't think of anything that could lift that without breaking it down first.

[-] Billygoat@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Probably break it into smaller rocks

[-] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I'd probably just move away at this point. There seems to be a boulder crossing right through their property and the next one might be right through their bedroom. And the one that went by some years ago was even bigger.

[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They'll probably build a highway, cutting the boulders natural habitat in half.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

lol at the "but what about the cars" inclusion

[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Trick for butter straight from the fridge: use a cheese slicer.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Microplane grater. It's also great for baking when you don't want to wait for butter to soften.

Although for baking I usually grab frozen butter so it doesn't squish in my hands.

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think you mean “Ostehøvel”

[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Indeed I do, and for butter, it should be the kind that produces thin, wavy slices.

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in!

[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop:

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career.

Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz…

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Hehe. That's what I was here to say.
Except that I just use a thin knife.

Then lay the thin butter slice on the toast that just came out and is still warm. It melts as you look at it.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 month ago

Or a cheese grater, like the small kind on a handle.

[-] CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I always just use a cold stick of butter like a crayon. Grab the hot toast and wipe the butter on it straight from the stick. Butter knives are only for room temperature butter.

[-] Duranie@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

I also use this method to apply butter to a hot pan when making grilled cheese! Just melt a little patch and place the bread, cheese, then bread. When is time to flip, hold the sandwich on the spatula while applying butter to the pan for the other side.

No hate to those that prefer mayo, but I love that buttery crunchiness.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Everyone should try a butter bell at least once.

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Also known as a French butter dish. I agree and would highly recommend to everyone that eats butter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_butter_dish

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

I've used them, but find an old fashioned butter dish on the counter works better.

Salted butter won't go rancid at room temps before its used.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think that's probably the best option for most people. Those are much easier to use. I like the butter bell more because it can take me a couple of weeks to get through a stick of butter. It wouldn't go fully rancid in a butter dish in that time, but I don't like the oxidation layer that forms on the outside. Regardless, room-temperature butter allies unite!

[-] JBPinkle@bookwyr.me 5 points 1 month ago

My wife finds my obsession with soft butter for toast to be a bit extreme, but I hate trying to spread it cold. I have "soften it in the microwave" down to a perfect science where it comes out soft but not melted.

[-] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Two words that will change your life: Kerry Gold + Butter Bell

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 1 month ago

My gramps did the dipping bread in the pan after frying bacon, then add sugar.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I cut it into slices like cheese.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.

[-] cm0002@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

You ain't right.

Hahahaha, made me snort.

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Another reason for disliking winter: the butter is rock solid

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is kinda sad hope nobody got hurt

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

Tub butter > stick butter

If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 month ago

Only of you want it mixed with oil (which I've occasionally made myself using olive oil).

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