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When you try to spread cold butter on toast
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this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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My wife finds my obsession with soft butter for toast to be a bit extreme, but I hate trying to spread it cold. I have "soften it in the microwave" down to a perfect science where it comes out soft but not melted.
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My gramps did the dipping bread in the pan after frying bacon, then add sugar.