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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 84 points 3 months ago

I can fix her

[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

I can't, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I don't want to wrestle her but I'd like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.

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