One is left wandering what a manatee in a bikini was doing in a public park...
I've never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
sigh ...would.
Her name is Barbara.
Because people like her keep wrestling them off.
I'm going to have to see the video
Manatees can't wear bikinis, their nipples are in entirely the wrong place
Not with that attitude.
You just cracked into an obviously under-represented market. You could make millions.
I can fix her
I can't, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.
Picture is AI
Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?
wrestling licenses are a scam perpetuated by Big Wrestling! go out and wrestle someone today! nobody can stop you!
In The Pale Moonlight ages like fine wine.
Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.
Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.
The other perpetrator:
In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
I once saw a park ranger just screaming at a group of guys and threatening them with $5000 fines just for getting near one.
I told a friend of mine who surfs, and he didn't realize they were so protected. He said there's an old girl who comes to visit them when they surf, and she rolls over on her back so they can scritch her belly. I told him it was a $5000 fine, and he was bummed. He liked scritching his manatee friend.
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
Dun-dun.
Oh no here comes the manatee from the top rope with a steel chair! Oof! As god as my witness she is broken in half!
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
Well... Who won?
Her hips don't lie! That's shakira! You guys arrested shakira while she was doing her wrestling routine!
You might have noticed she's not blonde.
Confirmed! You guys got shakira while she was having personal arguments with her favorite animal kingdom friend.
Just leave them alone. Its all about past manatee songs that never made it.
Actor studying for Zootopia 3.
LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!
Goes prone
choke me mommy
I feel there's more to this story we're missing here. ..but damn, I'd wrestle her any day...
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