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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.

[-] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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