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"I was craving nachos"
(sh.itjust.works)
My wife was craving nachos. Yes, she used the microwave for this abomination. No she's not pregnant. Metadata says it was like 7:30pm.
Well... She did have the ingenuity to improvise and make do.
What did she say, was it tasty? Did it scratch the itch for nachos?
"It wasn't not nachos. Actually it was quite nice."
I do not endorse this, but apparently she enjoyed it. Also, I've just learned that the pretzels were several months old and stale.