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"I was craving nachos" (sh.itjust.works)

My wife was craving nachos. Yes, she used the microwave for this abomination. No she's not pregnant. Metadata says it was like 7:30pm.

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[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 5 days ago

Holy shit. This is a war crime, but the sprinkle of pepper on top is absolutely hilarious. I imagine her sprinkling it on like salt bae over her masterpiece

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Taco seasoning (because remember this is supposedly nachos), but yeah I think you're right.

[-] dmention7@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago

Zooming in, it looks like it's maybe a seasoning blend of some kind.

I hope, for OP's wife's sake, that it's not just black pepper!

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Yep, taco seasoning.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 days ago

This is a cry for help you gotta buy your wife some tortilla chips and cheddar asap

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

I can vouch for the little plastic container of Hatch Chile Queso at Albertsons/Safeway. We go through so many of these in our house.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

I don't think I've ever seen that at the Safeway by me.

[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The music kicking in every time is killing me

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

I showed this to her. I think I was more amused than she was haha.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago

We need to know if this is any good at all, if one could make this delicious with proper ingredients.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

Well, if you were to take this idea and develop it into something good, you might end up with German pretzels with beer cheese.

[-] frosch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Well... She did have the ingenuity to improvise and make do.

What did she say, was it tasty? Did it scratch the itch for nachos?

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

"It wasn't not nachos. Actually it was quite nice."

I do not endorse this, but apparently she enjoyed it. Also, I've just learned that the pretzels were several months old and stale.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I love me some pretzels and cheese. I've never melted the cheese on to the pretzels like that though. It just looks awkward to eat.

[-] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Vehicular Manslaughter would be proud

[-] neo2478@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

That's it folks, shut it all down! We've achieved perfection! There's no point in continuing to post here.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

I don't hate it.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

The mind goes to most unholy of places when cast aside by society and condemned to eternal virginity.

[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

When grocery store food is a 3-hour project away.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I would probably eat that…

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

I think she might have won.

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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