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Department Of Homeland Security Announces That It's Only 100 Days Until They Get To Imprison Some Visiting World Cup Soccer Fans (www.thenutmegnews.com)

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A gleeful Department Of Homeland Security (DHS) memo circulated today to announce that it is only 100 days until DHS and ICE agents get to imprison visiting World Cup fans for any reason that they choose to use.

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[-] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn it. Every fucking time. I bit the onion. One of these days I'm going to tank any shread of reputation I have sharing an onion article.

Edit: to be fair, it's much more believeable than the gov saying the war on Iran is God's will

[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

What happened to the separation of church and state anyways, like we should not be allowing politicians to make decisions or statements based on their personal religions, but that was a line we crossed many lines ago.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

It was always a nonsensical idea to excuse widespread delusion, belief without evidence.

No one can serve two masters.

— Matthew 6:24

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