Damn it. Every fucking time. I bit the onion. One of these days I'm going to tank any shread of reputation I have sharing an onion article.
Edit: to be fair, it's much more believeable than the gov saying the war on Iran is God's will
What happened to the separation of church and state anyways, like we should not be allowing politicians to make decisions or statements based on their personal religions, but that was a line we crossed many lines ago.
It was always a nonsensical idea to excuse widespread delusion, belief without evidence.
No one can serve two masters.
— Matthew 6:24
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