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[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

job security for life

Except she literally just got fired?

[-] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

She still works for the government, just not as secretary of DHS.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

As a pundit or the like, I mean.

Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 3 points 18 hours ago

transfered to the fifa gold medal department. Colbert said it better.

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