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Mar-a-lago face (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago by jballs@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She melted her face for ~~nothing~~ tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars and job security for life.

Fixed it for you.

Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

job security for life

Except she literally just got fired?

[-] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

She still works for the government, just not as secretary of DHS.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a pundit or the like, I mean.

Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

transfered to the fifa gold medal department. Colbert said it better.

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