Mar-a-lago face (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

She melted her face for ~~nothing~~ tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars and job security for life.

Fixed it for you.

Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

job security for life

Except she literally just got fired?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

As a pundit or the like, I mean.

Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE

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