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this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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We all have to make sacrifices, in order to kill Tuvix.
But the important thing is, can she find a way to also get coffee out of the situation?
If the answer is anything at all related to proton torpedos, then the answer is an obvious yes!
Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee beans, you never know until you try.
...Unless you seduce Q ... Then you can basically ensure coffee..
Then one can become coffee & just ouroboros oneself in an endless self-gratifying loop.
As long as Tuvix is not in this oruboros, I'm in
But if he were, you would get to kill him every loop...?
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