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Positive affirmations from your favorite captains (startrek.website)

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee beans, you never know until you try.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 12 hours ago

...Unless you seduce Q ... Then you can basically ensure coffee..

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 11 hours ago

Then one can become coffee & just ouroboros oneself in an endless self-gratifying loop.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 9 hours ago

As long as Tuvix is not in this oruboros, I'm in

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

But if he were, you would get to kill him every loop...?

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 5 hours ago

Computer, disable safety protocols

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