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Mfw I can spend an hour on the toilet 😎

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

If there is an incoming Shahed drone you don't want your pants around your ankles when you die.

[-] Elysia@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Saves valuable seconds during IDF semen extraction though

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

What if I want to be an environmental storytelling skeleton?

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

You don't want the drone to witness you like that.

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