This is what settler colonialism looks like
The Poo'd Samaritan
If there is an incoming Shahed drone you don't want your pants around your ankles when you die.
Saves valuable seconds during IDF semen extraction though
What if I want to be an environmental storytelling skeleton?
You don't want the drone to witness you like that.
Credit score to poop lmao
Spending an hour shitting is bourgeoisie decadence
Not if it's on company time
Spending an hour shitting is IBS
No! Shit! Til Brooklyn! 
Of course the options are English/ Hebrew/ Russian.
But what about the Ukrainians, what if they need to shit? Is this a tankie website?
Atomic Bomb (20 mins)
No Samson Option? 
This is a threat scale I can get behind.
"regular being 10 minutes" only if something is wrong, mammals pretty much universally poop in 12 seconds https://www.science.org/content/article/most-mammals-need-only-12-seconds-poop
Mammals also universally don't spend hours cooking their meals, we just do some things that way because we enjoy it.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
