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this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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you don't live in the USA yet
it's coming for you
From Canada, this sounds especially ominous. We don’t have enough of a human population to fend off 300M Americans, so I think we need to focus our efforts on grizzly bear and wolf breeding programs.
Okay, but hear me out:
Alligator-mounted velociraptors
There are T-Rex skeletons in Drumheller. According to Jurassic Park, if we mix their DNA with that of an amphibian, it’s a sure shot
Nah, you don't need to fend off 300M Americans, 'only' 60% of it, the other 40% will side with Trump even if he would literally and personally torch their houses lol.
40% of their crazies is 120M, compared to our total population of 40M (and let’s assume about 2-4M of ours are Maple MAGAs.
Even if they have 180M who would see our side of things, that group has had enough trouble within their own borders, so we can’t rely on them to solve our problems.
Tbf doesn't Canada have war doctrines and training specifically for defending against a country with bigger military?
Yea kiddo, sure, go sleep and we talk in the morning!
The US killed leftist politicians when we misbehaved
Recently they also kidnapped a president and his wife, illegality and violence aside they now live in the US which is the worst punishment they could come up with