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panic (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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[-] username_1@programming.dev 39 points 3 days ago

Correct code:

int getAge()
{
    return 6578;
}

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

42069

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

Le Website: Wow, what are the odds this person using MY WEBSITE was born in 1900 on January 1st? They must be the oldest person in the world!

Le me: is 14

[-] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Six seven

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Found the child.

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Or the hip soccer mom

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026

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