Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas (www.sciencealert.com)

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[-] Concave1142@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

[-] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

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