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Parasite (lemmy.world)

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.

five whole lemons.

i really wish she'd told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons

[-] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons...

i am dressed pretty slutty.

am... am i the whore?

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 15 points 1 month ago

am… am i the whore?

Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

here eat 50 slices

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

No wait, you're doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

nothing could possibly go wrong eating 50 slices of lemon and then straight to bed how does that meme go

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