Panel 1: Beloved partner! My chrono-sensory apparatus indicates the local temporal coordinate has reached 16:00 hours (4:00 PM) —a juncture which, according to the deeply ingrained protocols of our established relational scaffolding, corresponds precisely with the scheduled commencement of your scheduled penile deformation event!

Panel 2: Ah. Affirmative, my cherished companion. I acknowledge and validate this recurring appointment. I shall now assume the designated stationary posture and offer my phallus for the prescribed compressive ritual. Proceed.