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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 79 points 5 days ago

Unless, those are microplastics, which are probably something that will always be there for us.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

They've detected microplastics in breast milk. You know what that means? It's time to start living up to our name as mammals.

We hormonally induce lactation for everyone. All the time. Just leech out those microplastics. Nips into 3d printers.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I walked into my break room at work a couple of years ago and overheard some of my female coworkers complaining about the formula shortage. I asked if they'd ever thought about breastfeeding and they looked at me like I'd just grown a second head. I get that some women here and there might need a supplement for this, but the idea that feeding babies canned formula should be the norm is completely insane.

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago

Breast feeding is a huge amount of work, asking a person to do that and have a job is a big deal. Pumping breastmilk is incompatible with lots of jobs. If they have already stopped breastfeeding they may not be able to restart.

It would be great to live in a society where breastfeeding was normal and easy. Society is crazy and women shouldn't be criticised for trying to exist within it.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

We're school bus drivers lol. We work four hours a day.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 4 days ago

Hey son, just don't eat for 4 hours...

It's not that simple, like at all. There are loads of other things to take into account too.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus -1 points 3 days ago

It actually is that simple. The baby will either adjust or you'll have pumped in preparation for those four hours.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Found the man who have never taken care of one of his baby kids.

"The baby will adapt" man that's so out of touch.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 days ago

Literally all I do when I get home from work so you and everyone downvoting me can honestly go fuck themselves forvall I care. Shit pisses me off you'd say that

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Dude good for you if it works, but seriously it is not that simple for many parents. Some kids eat more than you can "just pump", pumping itself has issues (excruciating pain through over simulation for example), some don't have enough etc etc etc.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You're adding in a lot that the comment I replied to did not mention. You can go drive a bus for four hours and your baby is not going to starve to death is literally all I was saying. Ya'll want some one size fits all bullshit answer for everything smh

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago

Well that is why I said, good for you, because your kid is handling it.

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