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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] sznowicki@lemmy.world 163 points 1 month ago

They were down for like entire day once because they moved that server to a new location by train. In a backpack.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 71 points 1 month ago

I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 68 points 1 month ago

A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Fair enough. With that I cannot help.

[-] aarmea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If that was their only downtime that year, that would have resulted in 99.7% uptime.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Lol, awesome.

Annoyingly I noticed that the status page only shows the past 22 minutes to 1 hour for the primary services. I have no idea why, and there doesn't seem to be a way to look further back. But the badge says 99.45% uptime over the last 14 days, so that's probably right.