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[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 6 days ago

I'll do you one better.

The President, and any senators who vote for a war, must kill their eldest child for their vote to count.

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Then as a corrupt politician, I'd adopt a few kids before having any of my own, have a nanny raise them - and then use their lives as downpayment to start the war Israel, Lockheed, etc - bribed me to start.

this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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