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wtf. WTF. This sucks. How did that happen ?

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Yuri eats tires like licorice and has chainsaws for fingers!

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Folks say that Yuritopia is 20 feet tall and simply wills posts into existence.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

The UN declared Yuri an international threat and sent eleventy John Halos after Yuri, but Yuri did fifteen backflip kicks to knock their heads off

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Yuritopia speaks fluent dolphin and was trained in guerilla warfare by Che himself.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Yuri's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026

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