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Funniest Joke Ever! (pyfedi-store.theatl.social)
submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 5 points 15 hours ago

@Vespair

Wait'll you see how many bacteria there are.

@Nusm

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

what do you mean see they are tiny.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Incomprehensibly more.

I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity ๐Ÿ˜

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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