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Funniest Joke Ever! (pyfedi-store.theatl.social)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

“Can I play the piano?”

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Oh my got I was wrong! I was on earth all along..

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Of course you can!

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I knew exactly what it would be. Watched the whole thing anyway.

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

[-] argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

@Vespair

Wait'll you see how many bacteria there are.

@Nusm

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Incomprehensibly more.

I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

what do you mean see they are tiny.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The humble bacteria:

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.

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[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.

[-] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Can't chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Good point. What if they pass another rocket during reentry and look through their windows?

[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago

plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago
[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

leave society, return a monkey

[-] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit

Gotta commit to the bit!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

WW3 happens

Artemis 2 returns

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

[-] chicken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don't know about the couch.

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It really would be hilarious if the ground crew met them like that!

"Uh, guys, we got something to tell you. While you were incommunicado on the Dark Side of the Moon..."

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Flash mob lol

[-] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

YOU MANIAC!!!

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