I call Dr. Zaius.
“Can I play the piano?”
Oh my got I was wrong! I was on earth all along..
Of course you can!
There are 2.5 million ants per human.
This ain't the Planet of the Apes, it ain't even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
Incomprehensibly more.
I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁
what do you mean see they are tiny.
i'm on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways
OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something
dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
The humble bacteria:
Really, all they'd have to do is dress everyone in the recovery ship up to get a decent reaction.
You only need disguises for the people who they meet when they return.
Can't chance them accidentally running into someone unexpected.
Good point. What if they pass another rocket during reentry and look through their windows?
plot twist, when they arrive, they are apes as well - initially we think they are in on the joke, until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit
Return to monke 🐒🐒
leave society, return a monkey
until they proceed eating peoples faces and going complete apeshit
Gotta commit to the bit!
WW3 happens
Artemis 2 returns
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment...

I know it’s AI, but holy god what an ugly rug couch combo
I used to own that exact rug. It really tied the room together, but yeah I don't know about the couch.
It really would be hilarious if the ground crew met them like that!
"Uh, guys, we got something to tell you. While you were incommunicado on the Dark Side of the Moon..."
Flash mob lol
YOU MANIAC!!!
Funny
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