Just log into one of the 30 dashboards Microsoft uses to manage its 200 services, and go into 15 layers of policy settings to uncheck a setting you didn't set but Microsoft thought it should be set for your security, then realize your account doesn't have that privilege so open up power shell and set yourself as a site admin despite already being a global admin, then OneDrive sync kicks in and Trump's desktop is somehow now the ISS desktop? IDK.