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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by SuspciousCarrot78@lemmy.world to c/privacy@lemmy.ml

For reasons that boggle my mind, I am required to keep a Google account for work (ties into some proprietary software the company uses)

Earlier today, I got the following -

Yes, I’m certain people under the age of 16 are known for their use of very specific EHR software that requires professional license to subscribe to in the first place. Makes perfect sense.

Anyone else get one of these “for you protection” msgs from Big evil?

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[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 19 points 1 day ago

it could be passed down from your parents, fairly common to register emails for your unborn children, otherwise the cool ones might be taken by the time they are concieved and in need of an email. personally, i have reserved emails for many generations to come, my eventual grandchildren will have dope emails

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How do you know the names of your unborn grandchildren of your unborn children?

[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

because if they are not named as i predicted they will be missing out on some crazy cool email registrations so it'd be insane of their parents not to take advantage, just doesn't make sense

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

I registered xx_n00bslayer420_xx just in case any of my grand kids are named that

[-] UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

Didn't know you could give birth to millennials these days!

[-] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 1 points 18 hours ago

fuck, i wanted this one too 😤

this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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