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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by luthis@lemmy.nz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

Like, I don't see why they need to make any concessions. They already state the US must pay for damages.

Why don't they also include that Trump must go on national TV and say something like, "I have been a very bad little boy and I make poopoos in my daipies."

It costs zero dollars, can be done the same day, etc. no bodily harm. It's only severely humiliating. Given the demands thus far, this would be pragmatically the easiest to comply with. So why not? Has any other country done this kind of thing in the past?

-Inspired by the pig fucker episode of Black Mirror.

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[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

It actually works in reverse, you need to say "oh I'm so sorry that you attacked me. I promise I'll try not to make you attack me again."

Also in the newly created Office of the Board of the Committee of the Members of the Nations of Trump Peace™©® Israel and the US have declared that embarrassing a war criminal is a war crime so you're not allowed to do it, only they can.

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