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submitted 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) by luthis@lemmy.nz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

Like, I don't see why they need to make any concessions. They already state the US must pay for damages.

Why don't they also include that Trump must go on national TV and say something like, "I have been a very bad little boy and I make poopoos in my daipies."

It costs zero dollars, can be done the same day, etc. no bodily harm. It's only severely humiliating. Given the demands thus far, this would be pragmatically the easiest to comply with. So why not? Has any other country done this kind of thing in the past?

-Inspired by the pig fucker episode of Black Mirror.

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[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

It actually works in reverse, you need to say "oh I'm so sorry that you attacked me. I promise I'll try not to make you attack me again."

Also in the newly created Office of the Board of the Committee of the Members of the Nations of Trump Peace™©® Israel and the US have declared that embarrassing a war criminal is a war crime so you're not allowed to do it, only they can.

[-] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago

I was gonna answer seriously until I noticed the community, so let me say instead, yeah, are they stupid?

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 hours ago

What was your serious answer?

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 3 points 2 hours ago

Make him walk around with a hat that simply reads: “Rapes children.”

To be clear, Iran is not the good guy. Not by any stretch. No matter how much we may revel in dipshit Don feeling some modicum of accountability (finally). Even so, blasting a school and civilians at random isn’t ok, especially at the behest of a country that went from being the victims of fascism to becoming perpetrators of that fascism. Head spin mind fuck that it is.

Personal accountability for dipshit Donald would be most welcome.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 hours ago

Yep I'm well aware they aren't the good guys by any measure.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Because unlike the US, Iran isn’t run by a bunch of petulant, petty clowns.

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