SATIRE || A Nintendo of America spokesperson objected to any use of the term “slave” when describing Gary Bowser’s relationship to the company. (paletteswap.site)

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“The term ‘indentured servant’ is more accurate,’ but yes, Mr. Bowser does technically work for Nintendo against his will,” the spokesperson said.

"[...] but with that said, we have no intention of freeing Mr. Bowser."

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[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

anyone who's had the bare minimum competence in even the Common Core curriculum knows that 'indentured servitude' is slavery with window dressing. they teach that shit in the seventh grade. PR really fucking debases themselves into the most spiritually-degrading rhetoric for a paycheck, man. How do you get yourself to say this and not want to die?

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