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What would you do if your son went back in time? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 day ago by PixelNomad@sopuli.xyz to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Your 16-year-old son hates you—hates your guts so much that he invents a time machine, goes back in time, takes his baby self, and places him with a billionaire or upper-class family. You then find out—what do you do? Do you try to forcibly take him and bring him back home?

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Look, as long as he's not banging my mom it's probably okay, right?

this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026

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