-8

Your 16-year-old son hates you—hates your guts so much that he invents a time machine, goes back in time, takes his baby self, and places him with a billionaire or upper-class family. You then find out—what do you do? Do you try to forcibly take him and bring him back home?

top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Well, I subscribe to the multiworld model, so my shitty son will just disappears.

The end.

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago

Jokes on him – the billionaire is just going to fuck the kid and harvest it for organs.

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wait until my alternate universe son becomes a class traitor, goes back in time, and kills his shitty billionaire father, only to then wonder why he didn't fade away like a character in Dark.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Are you the same person as the account "Grim Reaper" from a while ago?

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

What son? They were taken from us at a very young age by some dashing teenager, never to be seen again.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I'd go drag him home and constantly repeat what he did, like in your ridiculous AI story

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Look, as long as he's not banging my mom it's probably okay, right?

this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
-8 points (25.0% liked)

Asklemmy

53908 readers
774 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 7 years ago
MODERATORS