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I’m looking at the pentagon pizza index and there’s increased activity (400%) on papa John’s pizza.
Highly likely they’re planning a strike.
I won’t link the site because it’s disgusting.
I'm predicting a ground invasion Friday night. If that's the case, it's gonna be a blood bath I suspect.
They stopped doing strikes market close. It’s become too predictable.
And I was thinking sometime in the next couple hours
Going in range of their 5 billion short range missiles as a little prank
They are certainly trying to plan something but I think the facts on the ground are making it impossible. The lack of paths forward is what is driving the high pizza count.
Trump as soon as markets close:
I’m looking at the pentagon pizza index and there’s increased activity (400%) on papa John’s pizza.
Highly likely they’re planning a strike.
I won’t link the site because it’s disgusting.
I'm predicting a ground invasion Friday night. If that's the case, it's gonna be a blood bath I suspect.
They stopped doing strikes market close. It’s become too predictable.
And I was thinking sometime in the next couple hours
Going in range of their 5 billion short range missiles as a little prank
They are certainly trying to plan something but I think the facts on the ground are making it impossible. The lack of paths forward is what is driving the high pizza count.
Trump as soon as markets close: