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[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?"

He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

gross and demeaning.

no one wants penis on all the door handles. If no penis wielder ever washes their hands, youre all touching eachothers cocks on that washroom door handle.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"look at me working hard so I can be lazy!"

what about the tool box? the shop door, the pen in the office, a high five to a child, or a handshake. Anyone who doesnt wash their hands is getting nasty shit on surfaces all day long.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I'm disabled and live at home so.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

There's no sign saying you can't use your wang to open the door. It's just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

[-] burrito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Swimming pools are the most delicious genital and ass soup.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

pools have chemicals, filters, and chemicals.

The pool at my community center has a proceedure where you are to at the very least rinse yourself off before going into the pool. Its not really a place for kids except for swim lessons. its just lanes for lap swimming. Proceedure is to clean yourself both before and after the pool. why so many use a swim cap to protect their hair.

this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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