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America’s Op-ed Columnists Brainstorm Future Headlines About the Birth Rate
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ironically enough, a falling birthrate will mean that the welfare system will do better, because there will be less need to pay out unemployment money to the unemployed working-age people on top of the retirement money for old people.
sauce? there’s way more retired old people than unemployed young despite how the latter’s rising