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The US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians
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I would imagine the caskets kinda sell themselves though
But not the upselling for the premium model using the better hardwoods with the titanium handles with the finer interior details including mini-bar and gold inlay.
Don't forget fake airtight.
Shit I would love a minibar in my casket. Gotta reward the graverobbers
When my uncle was cremated I was involved in casket selection. He was always pragmatic and wouldn't have wanted to spend anything on it if possible (he's already dead after all) so we went with the cheapest option which was a cardboard box. It was still $100 and the rep definitely tried to push one of the significantly more expensive options.