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Anon runs into his boss (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 49 points 3 weeks ago

You absolutely can. You can get a DWI while just sitting in your vehicle in a parking lot with the engine off.

[-] cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

My dad got arrested and charged w dui in his friend's kitchen because the cops found his turned off car on the side of the road one winter night and followed his footsteps half a mile to his friend's house. They busted him cuz he left the keys in the ignition.

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026

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