That's what I was thinking, these sentences could just be combined. "I played with my friend's toy in their colon."

Oh i hate that, do you want me to come over and beat him up? Wanna come have a sleep over? We can bake cookies and watch tv and you can meet my cats.

xoxo I'm not kidding ♡

I do not have the means to donate to things that I care about. Most weeks, the difference between overdrafting my bank account or not is literally a few cents. I donate the $3.10 every time the pop up shows up on Wikipedia. I'm sure there are other organizations that need the money more, but I think Wikipedia is SO important, and so far has remained earnest in their behavior. Proud of you for donating what you could, glad I could help a little bit too.

Be well, friend

Right?! So many people talking abt trust, and disrespecting her stuff... the plushie is fine. If my man posted a pic of me that looked like that I would be like "oh, this man hates me, got it." Girl is obviously a cutie, but like, yikes this photo is bad.

It's called urtification (after the latin for nettles, Urtica dioica) , and humans have been doing it forever for exactly the reasons she mentioned.